What Your Favorite Music Artists Say About Your Sex Life
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Bet you didn't realize that your love of T-Swift or Kanye actually impacted your sex life in any way other than your sexy-time playlist, but it might. Don't believe us? Here's averyun-scientific breakdown of what the artist you listen to on repeat says about your time in the sack. Take these with a grain of salt, folks.
Adele: You're not sure which is the chicken and which is the egg, but if there's gonna be an orgasm, there’s gonna be tears, and it's going to be beautiful.
The Black Keys: Your dirty talk game is on fleek.
Bob Dylan: You make an exceptional amount of eye contact during sex. We're not even mad about it; we're actually impressed.
DeadMau5: You move around a lot and have much more enthusiasm than rhythm. Hey, to each their own.
Drake: Sex is okay, but cuddling is the BEST.
Florida Georgia Line: You've never andwillnever turn down a legitimate offer for a threesome.
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Judas Priest: If there are no whips or chains involved, you're probably not enjoying yourself.
Kanye West: You're always thinking of the same person while you have sex: yourself. We respect that, girl.
Katy Perry: Your sex life is basically a teenage dream.
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Lil Wayne: You could do something other than 69ing, but why would you?
Madonna: You insist on changing positions every 30 to 40 seconds—not because it feels good, but because you don't want anyone to get bored.
Major Lazer: Most of your sex has happened on dance floors and semi-permanent bathrooms.
The Rolling Stones: Sometimes you fake it, even when you're by yourself. After all, you can't get no satisfaction.
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